It's been a while...
My real life Dentist usually says that to me when I turn up for my bi-annual checkup. He expects me to pay him £40 every 6 months. Yeah right! I'll come to visit you when I have tooth ache or when you threaten to kick me off your books.
Sooooooo. Like a 17 year old chav's clap... I'm back! The cream got rid of me for a few months but here I am again, back in the act and discharging like crazy. I may be annoying, I may be embarrassing, but if you keep me a secret you'll still have fun. In all honestly I think i'd rather be Chlamydia than Gonorrhea.
That's the regular STI joke out of the way. Onto the proper stuff. Why I hate Romantic Beaches in SL - or in RL too.
My nearest beach will either be Southport of dreaded Blackpool. I go to neither because a) Southport is full of scousers. b) Blackpool is just shit. So if I decided to go to a beach i'd probably just find a sandy spot by the side of the Manchester Ship Canal. Hardly romantic I think you'll agree.
I've heard the stories of faraway beaches where people get married/have casual sex. Those stories are supposed to sound romantic but to me they sound like hell.
I do like beaches, just not for 'romance'. There is nothing romantic about the smell of fish. A beach is for laying on, getting sand everywhere possible - and a few places you thought impossible. It's about getting knocked over by waves. Having your valuables stolen as you swim in something that smells like sewage.
In SL you have none of these. You just have a pretty looking beach with romantic sun beds and some trees, behind which dirty people wander around naked and have sex. Where is the romance in that? "Oh hang on, I can see someone's penis attachment I just need to change my view" or "oh no, our mutual fondling animation is out of sync, it looks like i'm groping your right ear and kissing your left eye". Utter rubbish.
That's it for another 7 months. Bye x
