Let's cut to the facts. I spend lots of time in a virtual world, most people would therefore assume i'm an anti-social geek who cannot interact with people in a natural environment. I'd like to say that's bullshit, but it's probably got more than a little bit of truth to it.
Despite this, I maintain that people are stupid. In RL it's just people in general. In SL it is the griefers. Those annoying little fuckers who you just want to smash through 17,000 sims until their shitty noob skin melts.
Other examples of SL cunts are people who do insist on talking too much. Great, you're as socially alienated as I am, You don't need to spew your mind-vomit onto me though. I really don't care if you think the EU is a "sack of shit". Talk to me about stuff that doesn't have your fucking meaningless opinion at its heart. Yes, that's right! Your opinion means SHIT. If I want to hear about shit i'll listen to some crappy radio station like TalkSport.
Back in the RL it's Election time in Britain. This means every political cunt in the world is knocking on my door asking if i'll vote for their party. I have this game I play, it's called "Ask them a stupid question, try and get them to answer 'YES' and then promise you'll vote for them once you validate the answer via their website or the BBC". It's a real fun game. I asked my local Tory Boy if his party would add Dr Who? Studies to the national curriculum. He never said YES, but he didn't say NO either. When the Labour dicks come around I'm going to batter them over the Kraft takeover of Cadbury.
Back in SL it's time to wind down a little. Things are too complicated, so let's make things simpler. Let's also make things cheaper too because my bank balance is aching.
