As all my wonderful fans will know, I'm a superstar Metaverse wrestler. If you speak to anyone in the Metaverses and ask them to name a female Wrestler they'll say... Well they'd probably say "I don't know any", but that isn't the point. The point is... the point is... The point is that being bald is bobbins.
I had a Hair vs Valet match against Elisa Riddler. She's a wrestler. Sadly she's better than me and this egg-head, 3rd tit look is the tragic outcome for brave, courageous, proud, respectful, wonderful, amazing, super, nice-smelling, has great taste, Horses Morrisey. I lost. I had my head shaved in front of a packed sim. It was embarrassing. I hate Elisa Riddler for it. I hate her.
I've spent 3 weeks at a Hair Farm, trying to get my hair to grow back faster. Every time it started to grow back I'd add some chemical to speed the growth and it'd all fall out again. I've decided to let things happen naturally now.
I'd swear revenge but right now I cannot be arsed. How many times do you need to get stung on the nose before you stop sniffing the Wasps nest?
Thank you for reading. TNA sucks.
