Shit Gimmick Match - Flooded Kitchen Hell Sidney Bear on a pole match

Stips = Traffic.
Remember
Stips = Traffic

Fire + Water + Not a basic ring + Not a pin fall + Foreign object = Lots of Traffic.
LOOK at the Photos and be amazed.

And we're ready for action here

Horses lands a punch (I think)

A devastating kick by Horses!

Both girls are up, fighting for the Sidney Bear

And it's Horses with the Dropkick, sending her opponent into the hell and water below.

Horses retrieves the Sidney Bear as her opponent suffers defeat.

Traffic. Absolute Traffic. Can you feel the boom period for Second Life just around the corner? No longer will this land of lag be overran with weirdos. No, this will be the catalyst for... no it won't.

Paper Champion

Here's a short story on how I think it might work.

Horses and Paper Horses lock up

Lovely drop kick sends Paper Horses to the outside

Nasty Piledriver by Horses to Paper Horses

And a Legdrop by Horses...

Horses goes for the cover on Paper Horses. She only gets a 2 count. The referee gets an ear full of abuse.

Oh Horses took her eye off Paper Horses and Paper Horses attacks her with her massive head

Paper Horses straight up to the top turn buckle.

A flying splash by Paper Horses, crushing Horses and landing in a pinning position. 1.2.3. Paper Horses wins and retains her title.

Here is your winner. Paper Horses, the Paper Champion.

There we go. Oh and if the Paper Champion could look like someone else (if I had time to make a new one) It would.

Retro Horses

It's Like the olden days of SLCW Arena are back again!

Horses Morrisey looking SpLendid in her Ice White Shirt, Cream Jodhpurs, Black Riding Boots, Riding Crop and Rubber Anger Thong. Also In photo - Hugely successful Slampoo and SLoup ventures.

Horses took literally 1 second out of her busy schedule to talk in the third person for this fucking annoying blog post. Here, this is the stuff she used to wear for wrestling. I might wear it again for the upcoming Blizzard PPV. The riding boots are a bit big though... shit third-person consistency...  She might wear it again for the upcoming Blizzard PPV. The riding boots are a bit big though.

Obviously this great photo brings back great memories of Slampoo and SLoup. Two great products that are sadly no longer with us. I used to love washing my Prim hair, then whilst it was drying enjoying a nice SLoup. Hang on, I don't get paid to say this shit anymore. SLampoo was terrible. SLoup was horrible. Nobody misses them. Nobody.

So there we are then. Retro Horses gear. Great!

Shit Gimmick Match - Midnight Naked Barbed Wire Inferno

You know me, always looking for the next epic/crap wrestling match, so imagine my utter excitement when I made this. It's a Midnight Naked Barbed Wire Inferno match. It's not for the faint of heart either!

Here's a few photos from the massively successful trial...

Stood, naked, in the middle of a burning ring with barbed wire ropes...

...this is starting to feel like a very dumb gimmick match.

Sat naked in fire and barbed wire (and not getting paid for it - dumb move)

Our Horsey Hero crawls away into the barbed wire inferno (dumb move)

Slightly (very) Burnt after the (dumb) event

So maybe not quite as successful as I originally said. I got very burnt. So out of 10 I give the Midnight Naked Inferno Barbed Wire "Look boobies" match 2/10. It's a shit idea. No Buys. No Traffic. Maybe a few noobs who'll jump into your ring and make your talent feel ordinary. Dumb idea really.