Saturday, 12 January 2008

The paparazzi are ruining their lives!

The Paparazzi just won't leave celebrities alone! It must be awful being followed everywhere by a man with a camera. Its not like some of these celebs' make a shed loads of money!

They're just doing a regular causal topless jet-skiing lesson or walking out of a nightclub smacked off their face, when some celebrity snapper has his flasher in their face or they're lurking in the trees, just aiming up the perfect boob shot.

It must be so hard, after courting the media for so long for their own benefit, to have the same media poke their nose in when the celebs' want some peace. Seriously, I feel sorry for the z-listers!

...NAWWT! Stupid idiots need to wear swimsuits, stop smacking up and not flirt the media in the first place. They're not all guilty, but seriously, those that are... Stop whining!

Hmmm, what's this?
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WHORE-SES GOES SKIING


Darn that Press! Where do they get off intruding our privacy like this!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That photo is so beautiful.................

Horses Morrisey said...

Beautiful!! Those evil paparazzi invaded my privacy when they stuck a camera up my skirt! That photo is nothing more than a grid overflowing with negative-dignity :?

Hmmm... thanks, i'm glad you like it ;) I'm sure they'll be more in the future :p

Anonymous said...

I may not have a doctorate in journalistic ethics but I know a fine set of hindquarters when I see one - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Horses Morrisey said...

Hmmm... I've written several blogs now but it seems the best way to get a response is to post a dirty picture of myself! If this is the case then expect some dirtier pictures in the future. Anything for a response. I now understand why all these bobbins celebs get their norks out in FHM (and other magazines for 'blokes').
To quote Harry Hill: "Dirty Horses"

Oh, thanks for your comments ;)