The photo is a bit of a giveaway. I WON! You are looking at the SLCW Womens Champion (worrying announced as the Womens Heavyweight Champion before the fight). I came, I saw, I conquered. It was a magnificent victory. My good friend Paula - who is a champion in another sport - and I celebrated like it was 1999. Paula was on hand to see my famous victory and got a really good view of the action towards the end of the fight.
I'm sure everyone is very pleased I won. It was an honour representing my fellow Horses and thank you to my sponsors. I don't actually have any sponsors, but if i did i'd be thanking them. It's quite an honour being a female and wrestling version of Red Rum, and like the legendary racehorse, I shall never crap on Blue Peter like a dirty elephant might. Talking of childrens telly - as you can see - I relaxed afterwards with a nice herbal rizla cone (containing nothing that a masking agent can't fix). Wellness. Pah!
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