RIP Horses

Horses Morrisey is dead. The Metaverses' Rose was found dead at her ocean side villa. It is believed she allowed a vacuum cleaner salesman to demonstrate their new upright bag-less model (Supa-Suck 890000) and she died of a massive bullshit trauma to the head and boredom. She was only 25 years of age. Horses leaves behind no family, but there is a small owl somewhere flying aimlessly around her inventory.



Horses is dead in this photo.


And she's still dead in this one.


Yep. She's dead alright.


Horses is most famous for her hugely unsuccessful haircare business ventures and high maintenance British Pubs. She once flung an innocent Horse & Biscuit pub visiting noob 800 metres in the air "for the hell of it". She will not be missed.

My 2010 Second Life Wrestling review.

Ok here's my take of SL Wrestling in 2010. I'll start with myself - because i'm self obsessed of course! - and finish with some more general observations.

2010 for Horses Morrisey (the wrestler) was all about VWE and HAWX.

VWE highlights were getting shaved bald at the Overdrive FPV and my Hardcore match a few weeks later where I got absolutely battered. Awesome awesome match.

HAWX highlights have to be the drunk match against Nanny - I love you Nanny! - and the HAWX title tournament.

So my two favourite matches...

Horses vs Elisa Riddler - Hair vs Valet.
I've posted several times about this whole feud, but I struggle to describe properly how great Ely is. She is so talented and carried my Horsey bottom to some decent matches. I got killed by lag in the FPV match but the head shaving spot at the end was brilliant.

I'm not a proud women :) If doing something silly and embarrassing like walking around wearing a whale costume or wrestling in slime will get a crowd reaction then I'm up for that. The crowd's reaction to the shaving and the reactions when my riding helmet popped off in matches afterwards made walking around bald for 2 months absolutely worth it. Maybe its a cheap way to get a reaction, but my wrestling mostly sucks so it's the best way I know of getting over.


Horses vs Nanny - Drunk Match.
This is possibly my most favourite match (that i've been in!). Nanny is amazing. She'll go down in history as one of the best. This match was so much fun. I'm sure Wrestling snobs will rubbish it, but it was just so much fun. Sure some people will remember me as the girl who vomited everywhere, but what's wrong with that? Nanny is amazing. I felt we both did really well at acting drunk and I liked the cute falling asleep spots. What we did was different. Different can be brave and it can be stupid... but it's rarely forgettable.


Other memories of Second Life Wrestling in 2010.

VWE's Production Values
VWE must have higher production values than most RL Indy feds. It's amazing how much time, effort and money goes into producing logos, arenas and the shows.




DCWF
I make no secret that I LOVE Paula Wilcox. One of my wishes in SL is to feud with her once more before I retire. We started one when I was in DCWF and it never finished. She is my SL Wrestling Hero. She is just the best. The absolute best wrestler in SL bar none. She could even carry me to a good match.


Shinja
This man is all shades of awesome. If Alpin is King of SL Wrestling then Shinja is his bezzy mate. I was speaking to him last week and stole a Sir Winston Churchill quote to describe him. He's a riddle, wrapped inside a mystery, inside an enigma. That's both inside and outside the ring too. In the ring he's one of the best. Maybe the best active male wrestler. It's hard not to get carried away with his characters. Oh and Shinja, if you're reading this, trust me, the ladies tickle downstairs when you're around. If you were shallow - which you're not - then you'd have quite a collection of ring rats on your bed post. Never change!


Last but not least... TNT.

TNT was a set of Wrestling events planned to make money for Cancer research. Second Life lost a loved citizen to the illness so the amazing people in SL Wrestling got together and put on several shows and raised a jaw-dropping amount of money for charity. The brains and heart behind this was Nanny Gothly. I've sang her praises as a wrestler but I must also praise her personally. She went above and beyond in the planning of these events. If they handed out honours in Second Life then she'd be a Dame.

To everyone who worked on and attended those events, you're beautiful, amazing and should be proud of yourselves. The TNT events brought Alpin out of retirement, had DCWF and VWE share a ring and saw Wrestling take place in an MMA ring! It really was Second Life United for a great cause. The thousands (of US Dollars!!) raised to help the battle against cancer was a signal of how amazing Second Life can be.


Right, that's enough. If you read to the end then well done. Here's hoping 2011 is a great year for SL Wrestling too.

Peace & F**kin'
Horses xxxx

Shit and other swear words

Welcome to 2011, my 4th year of Second Life (TM) (R) (ARSE).

Resolutions are 99% shit, but let's pretend they're useful. Here's my Second Life (TM) (R) (ARSE) resolutions.

1. Waste less money on rubbish.
2. Wrestle more.
3. Wrestle less.
4. Wrestle Fest.
5. Have much more sex.
6. Have less sex.
7. Wear fewer clothes.
8. Wear more clothes.
9. Retire.
10. Own a yacht (see 1.).

I'm going to focus on Resolution 1. I'm confident I can be successful in that.

Right i'm off to buy some ill-fitting SL Lingerie. It's a bargain at 900L$

Peace & Fuckin'

Horses xxxxxx.