RIP Horses

Horses Morrisey is dead. The Metaverses' Rose was found dead at her ocean side villa. It is believed she allowed a vacuum cleaner salesman to demonstrate their new upright bag-less model (Supa-Suck 890000) and she died of a massive bullshit trauma to the head and boredom. She was only 25 years of age. Horses leaves behind no family, but there is a small owl somewhere flying aimlessly around her inventory.



Horses is dead in this photo.


And she's still dead in this one.


Yep. She's dead alright.


Horses is most famous for her hugely unsuccessful haircare business ventures and high maintenance British Pubs. She once flung an innocent Horse & Biscuit pub visiting noob 800 metres in the air "for the hell of it". She will not be missed.