Quickly.
I have a blog entry I've been working on for ages about the events of Wrestlefest IV. I will finish and publish it, but it was a pretty special night for me and I want to do a reasonable job of it. Hopefully I'm still champion by the time I finish it.
Onto my main point.
Those darn DCWF Dazzlers. Have you seen them! I decided to reward their coordination and dancing skills with a shot at the DCWF Women's Championship. How do they repay me? Insults! Lots of them to. Do my bosses protect their Champion? No. They hang her out to dry whilst some spandex freak read out a load of stereotype based insults. It was like something out of WCW. Who could have come up with this.
The Dazzlers will pay for this. We are going to Unite Against Dazzlers. There will be broken Dazzlers all over Slam City. Let's be clear here. The DCWF Dazzlers look like they're convicts on The Running Man. Well I'm a stalker. I'm Sub Zero and make no mistake there's no Butcher of Bakersfield amongst their Numbers. The only uprising happens from the Wrestlers when they Unite Against Dazzlers. It hits the spot.
Monday, 20 February 2012
Unite Against Dazzlers
Sunday, 5 February 2012
Champion's Plexi Bed Shocker
Those f**king tabloids cannot give me a day off. This one is taken from another Metaverse Sunday Rag...
...not hours after Metaverse Wrestler Horses Morrisey had defeated Nanny Gothly in DCWF's Wrestlefest IV Slam-tacular Event, she was once again shaming herself, and again with a Metaverse Lifeguard.
Our Exclusive Photos show the couple hot at it, with the Plexi Awards Horses Morrisey had won earlier in the night also on the bed.
...our Photographer attempted to get a comment off the couple, but he tragically fell from his ladder to his death. He absolutely did not try to get at the couple, and they absolutely did not hit him on the head with a Plexi. The Plexi shaped dent in his head is from the surprise 4th Plexi that Horses won that nobody else knows about, which wasn't on the bed, but was by the Pool and that the Photographer landed on.
They make me sick. What I do with a lifeguard/doctor, Plexi awards, Bed and after winning the DCWF Women's Title for the first time in nearly 4 years is up to me. No barrel scraping Metaverse Tabloid is going to ruin it. Oh and the Photographer isn't dead, he just needs to Rebake... idiots!
Thursday, 2 February 2012
Wrestlefest IV - 2 Days away
We're just days away now from Wrestlefest IV. This Saturday I finally get my DCWF Women's Championship shot. A one-on-one PPV title shot against Nanny Gothly.
I've wrestled countless Wrestling matches in Second Life now, but this one will be the biggest. This is the biggest stage, the biggest prize and the greatest pressure.
The match is a "City Limits" match. This simply means there are No count-outs and the wrestlers are free to Wrestle anywhere in Slam City. The match can only be won using Pinfall or Submission and has to be won in the ring. The referee can also Disqualify a wrestler for using weapons or not using the World in its natural state - for example, it's legal to throw your opponent into a barrier, but it'd be illegal to break the barriers up and hit them with it. The title only changes hands with a pin or submission decision.
The build-up has been intense. Nanny is one of the best Wrestlers in the Metaverses. I've tried everything to get the upper-hand but early on she was stealing the show against me every week. At Blizzard, when it looked like I had the Championship won in the Elimination Chamber match, she kicked out, and then denied me my moment and Slammed me from the top of the Chamber. My next memory was opening my eyes, the ring bell going. I'd lost.
A few weeks later, On a Christmas Showdown we were having an exhibition match, I wanted to make an example out of her on the Entrance Pipes on the ramp at the old Arena. Instead she kicked me off them and then elbow dropped me from the top.
How many times does the Champion have to break me in half? But I was going to learn. So I decided i'd ground her. I attacked her during a Warzone in January. I de-bricked the 'infamous' Sidney Bear. I've destroyed a Knee of hers. I know she now claims it's recovered, but I know it's ruined.
I put Nanny on the shelf for weeks. In those weeks I went on an undefeated run. Beating Heidih, Tara and Misaki. But then she returned. She attacked me from behind. I noticed a limp.
Today during an unfortunate defeat to Scarlette, Nanny claimed she's fully recovered. She cannot be. I've got proof that her knee was destroyed only 4 weeks ago. I know she's an American Athlete, but even she wouldn't inject so much fruit juice into her Knee, that it'd grow a replacement within 4 weeks, and if she did, it'll probably crumble after a few kicks from me.
No. Nanny is finished. I am sure of it. Yes. I'm sure. No matter what she claims. This Saturday at Wrestlefest IV, in the City Limits match I will finally have my moment.
Don't miss the action. The days events start at 10:30 AM on Slam City, with the Wrestlefest PPV starting at Midday SLT.