Sunday, 5 February 2012

Champion's Plexi Bed Shocker

Those f**king tabloids cannot give me a day off. This one is taken from another Metaverse Sunday Rag...

...not hours after Metaverse Wrestler Horses Morrisey had defeated Nanny Gothly in DCWF's Wrestlefest IV Slam-tacular Event, she was once again shaming herself, and again with a Metaverse Lifeguard.

Our Exclusive Photos show the couple hot at it, with the Plexi Awards Horses Morrisey had won earlier in the night also on the bed. 

...our Photographer attempted to get a comment off the couple, but he tragically fell from his ladder to his death. He absolutely did not try to get at the couple, and they absolutely did not hit him on the head with a Plexi. The Plexi shaped dent in his head is from the surprise 4th Plexi that Horses won that nobody else knows about, which wasn't on the bed, but was by the Pool and that the Photographer landed on. 

They make me sick. What I do with a lifeguard/doctor, Plexi awards, Bed and after winning the DCWF Women's Title for the first time in nearly 4 years is up to me. No barrel scraping Metaverse Tabloid is going to ruin it. Oh and the Photographer isn't dead, he just needs to Rebake... idiots!


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