Name change riot shame of SL Wrestler

SL Wrestling was in the gutter once more today as a Wrestler turned a peaceful court house into a riot of such significant proportions that someone in a posh suit told them to simmer down.

Respected Dirtsheet publisher Norris Norris made the following vague details available in his Tuesday afternoon update. "The wrestler, believed to be one of the Hex clan, got quite agitated when the government official informed him that state law enforced that surnames ending in X cost double..."

"...after a 4 minute rant promo the wrestler then preceded to empty his pockets of thumb tacks and threw a number of office supplies - such as staplers and a wired roller ball mouse - onto them..."

"...a government whistleblower told us 'such behaviour isn't uncommon, but when he started screaming Good Gawd Almighty they're a human pin cushion he crossed a line and had to be calmed down. Thankfully he did before we had to send for The Mountie'."

It is unknown whether the wrestler managed to get their name changed or indeed at what point in the preceding was he told to simmer down. If there's any further developments you'll hear the on this site second or third.