Shame of Lap dancing Metaverse Wrestler

A story appeared in a Metaverse tabloid during the week about a supposed lap dance I gave to a beach life guard. Here's the article taken from The Daily SLUN (A terrible tabloid newspaper)

Metaverse Wrestling Megastar Horses Morrisey was last night defending her reputation after she was snapped lap dancing for a bum Life Guard.

Morrisey - Real name: Donkey McHaggis - has only recently been released from HAWX funded drug rehabilitation, and had been understood to have made good progress. She'd even nearly beaten Louve McMahon once or twice.

These shocking SNAPS in today's Daily SLUN will be a huge blow to all of her fans who'd been supporting her recent comeback.

Metaverse Wrestling Superstar Horses Morrisey "Entertaining" in a different way

When we asked for comments, Miss Morrisey replied "Life Guard? Lap dancing? I know maybe one or two Life Guards and but i've never lap danced for them". When asked if she has lap danced for anyone recently and maybe she never realised he was a Lifeguard, she replied "No. Lap dancers are scum. Now get off my property".

I'm angry, fans. Firstly, "Shame of Lap Dancing Wrestler"! Get Lost. I'm jobbing to Lap Dancers most weeks. Also, my real name... Donna-Quay McHaragee. And the Quay is pronounced Quoi (like Pourquoi). Also, the entire story is made up. I only met him to discuss plans for New Year and we never drank any alcohol.

Oh.

Life Guard reveals all...
Metaverse Wrestling Superstar can drink 3 bottles of champaign an hour.
Metaverse Wrestling Superstar jokes about her drug use.
Metaverse Wrestling Superstar gave 11 lap dances in one evening.

See the Life Guard's uncensored pictures of the 11 lap dances behind The Daily SLUN's Paywall! Subscribe now. Just $L4500 Per Month.

The.... AGGHHHHH!

HAWX return "a massive triumph" only out-triumphed by the new Book launch

It is true. I made my return to HAWX last weekend.
I was released by HAWX earlier in the year for many reasons. This past weekend I made my successful return! When I say successful... I lost. But I won because I was only there to sell a Book. I sold loads!! It's called Horses on Horses and it's all about my time before I was a wrestler. It's really great and everyone should buy it today.

My Brilliant New Book

Now I only lost because my opponent Tiesa - who is a cheat - hit me with the brilliant book. I'd be angry, but it's such a brilliant book, it was actually a privilege to be knocked clean out by it. Although I do still expect HAWX to fine Tiesa for it and to get an apology from her, or just maybe a positive review of the book. Not that it needs any extra positive reviews because it is excellent. Lots of feedback so far says so.

So yes, that's my successful return to HAWX. A new book out just in time for idiots to buy at Christmas and it's good, so buy it from all book stores in SL that sell my books. It costs whatever  they're charging for it. I'm very fair in my pricing, but some bookstore keepers are unscrupulous bastards. I'm a huge supporter of Online bookstores and if I had my way i'd close high street bookstores tomorrow. Thieves the lot of them. SL is no different. Their markup is as fanciful as their social life... and mine. Alas. Horses on Horses. Hardback at Christmas. Paperback for Easter.

I have a message for Nanny

Blizzard is over. Nanny successfully retained her DCWF Women's Championship. I was so close to winning the match and becoming Champion again.

Nanny thought she had won. She never knew I was still in the match. As I held onto the roof of the chamber to edge myself closer to her, I could see myself with the Championship. It's been nearly 4 years now since I won the Championship - That is too long.

As I pushed myself off the edge of the pod with my feet and moonsaulted down onto Nanny, crushing her onto the mat, I was the Champion. Right then I was the DCWF Womens Champion.  The only thing that could stop me was time. Could I pin her in time? I swear I got up from that canvas and pinned her 1,2,3 at least twice before I finally moved. That delay is why I'm not sat here as Horses Morrisey - DCWF Women's Champion.

I'm not old and past it. These prims aren't too old to pick myself off the canvas to pin the champion. At Blizzard I lacked something i've lacked for the past 3 and a half years. I lacked career effort. I lacked focus. I lacked a target. I was still Lazy Horses. Sure I wanted the Championship, but Nanny WANTED the Championship. Someone who merely wants the Championship formulates a plan that involves hiding on a pod and striking at the end trying to win by surprise. Whereas someone who WANTS the Championship trains every day, fights every day and stays in the Ring, fighting every challenger.

Nanny, Congratulations on your successful defence at Blizzard. I really mean that. Had I won i'd have continued as Lazy Horses and probably lost it on Warzone. When you nearly killed me with a Voodoo Drop off the pod you changed me. You made me see I need to change if I WANT to be a Champion in DCWF. Thank you. I really mean that.

Nanny, I am not leaving your life. This is just the beginning.

Shit Gimmick Match - Flooded Kitchen Hell Sidney Bear on a pole match

Stips = Traffic.
Remember
Stips = Traffic

Fire + Water + Not a basic ring + Not a pin fall + Foreign object = Lots of Traffic.
LOOK at the Photos and be amazed.

And we're ready for action here

Horses lands a punch (I think)

A devastating kick by Horses!

Both girls are up, fighting for the Sidney Bear

And it's Horses with the Dropkick, sending her opponent into the hell and water below.

Horses retrieves the Sidney Bear as her opponent suffers defeat.

Traffic. Absolute Traffic. Can you feel the boom period for Second Life just around the corner? No longer will this land of lag be overran with weirdos. No, this will be the catalyst for... no it won't.

Paper Champion

Here's a short story on how I think it might work.

Horses and Paper Horses lock up

Lovely drop kick sends Paper Horses to the outside

Nasty Piledriver by Horses to Paper Horses

And a Legdrop by Horses...

Horses goes for the cover on Paper Horses. She only gets a 2 count. The referee gets an ear full of abuse.

Oh Horses took her eye off Paper Horses and Paper Horses attacks her with her massive head

Paper Horses straight up to the top turn buckle.

A flying splash by Paper Horses, crushing Horses and landing in a pinning position. 1.2.3. Paper Horses wins and retains her title.

Here is your winner. Paper Horses, the Paper Champion.

There we go. Oh and if the Paper Champion could look like someone else (if I had time to make a new one) It would.

Retro Horses

It's Like the olden days of SLCW Arena are back again!

Horses Morrisey looking SpLendid in her Ice White Shirt, Cream Jodhpurs, Black Riding Boots, Riding Crop and Rubber Anger Thong. Also In photo - Hugely successful Slampoo and SLoup ventures.

Horses took literally 1 second out of her busy schedule to talk in the third person for this fucking annoying blog post. Here, this is the stuff she used to wear for wrestling. I might wear it again for the upcoming Blizzard PPV. The riding boots are a bit big though... shit third-person consistency...  She might wear it again for the upcoming Blizzard PPV. The riding boots are a bit big though.

Obviously this great photo brings back great memories of Slampoo and SLoup. Two great products that are sadly no longer with us. I used to love washing my Prim hair, then whilst it was drying enjoying a nice SLoup. Hang on, I don't get paid to say this shit anymore. SLampoo was terrible. SLoup was horrible. Nobody misses them. Nobody.

So there we are then. Retro Horses gear. Great!

Shit Gimmick Match - Midnight Naked Barbed Wire Inferno

You know me, always looking for the next epic/crap wrestling match, so imagine my utter excitement when I made this. It's a Midnight Naked Barbed Wire Inferno match. It's not for the faint of heart either!

Here's a few photos from the massively successful trial...

Stood, naked, in the middle of a burning ring with barbed wire ropes...

...this is starting to feel like a very dumb gimmick match.

Sat naked in fire and barbed wire (and not getting paid for it - dumb move)

Our Horsey Hero crawls away into the barbed wire inferno (dumb move)

Slightly (very) Burnt after the (dumb) event

So maybe not quite as successful as I originally said. I got very burnt. So out of 10 I give the Midnight Naked Inferno Barbed Wire "Look boobies" match 2/10. It's a shit idea. No Buys. No Traffic. Maybe a few noobs who'll jump into your ring and make your talent feel ordinary. Dumb idea really.